My tablet won't turn on or anything.

If printer spooler stopped when you try to print have you checked to see if anythings wrong with the printer. If so and nothing was wrong maybe your printer spooler is to full so it stopped working.

look in the settings for memory usage . There will be a setting to download to external memory or an option to move apps to external memory rather than internal memory .

get it repaired, contact manufacturer

Computer's speed [whether it be a desktop or laptop, whatever be] depends on many things. Even with the highest core speed computers too can hang, and go with little speed. In your case, it will be best to contact the authorized service center, or any skilled computer technician to resolve this problem.
In most cases, a re-installation of the O/S will resolve the problem. Anyway, contact the authorized service center. It will be best.
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Its a common problem with tablets and not easy to fix.
Your tablet has a corrupt os and is caught in a boot loop.

There are fixes but not easy for a beginner.

Boot into recovery mode by pressing the power button and holding the down volume button in then select restore tablet from the recovery menu.

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Have you left it on a while, sometimes on first start it takes a while to innitiate.

My ipad is on and it won't do anything. When you touch the screen to go into emails or anything else, even to turn it off it won't do anything.

Have you tried putting in another memory card? Because it would appear that there is something wrong with your memory card. Try to use another card and see if this changes anything. If it does, then your memory card is faulty.

If you have some important data in your memory card then I suggest you contact a data recovery company.

Hope this helps.