How the hell does the skirt go on this piece of ****?

Put the metal frame on the board - then turn them upside down. The skirt has four slits - where the knobs on the bottom of the board come through - pull the material tautly while snapping on buttons.

Hello,

I recently had the same problem. But I did find a model to help replace the skirt. Follow this website: http://www.kolcraft.com/instructions/B21-R2.pdf. I replaced my skirt. Good Luck, I don't think there will be any problems from those instructions. Good luck. Even though that was not the model I have, it gave great instructions for replacing the skirt.

Take the board base completely off. There are little legs on the bottom that pop out of the two metal support beams on bottom of bassinet. Put the separate metal frame on the board base. There are four little clips-two on each side-that the legs of the frame slide under. After those are attached-flip the whole unit upside down. Slide the bassinet cover over the board making sure that it is upside down and the sheer cover in middle is covering the board in the correct position. The four little legs on the bottom of board will fit through four little slits in the sheer part. Flip the board back over to right side and attached it back to the bottom frame-MAKE SURE the knobs push back into the two metal frame supports beams correctly! You can test this by lifting up on the entire bassinet-holding on the sides. If any side lifts up off the bottom frame-you do not have the cradle part (legs on board) inserted securely. Once the board is inserted-just pull down the skirt until it looks right and snap the skirt to the board from the inside of cradle. Lastly-do not forget to secure the big, white snaps on the board to grip around the bottom frame. There are slits in the board and the sheer part to pull through.