Lots of static and low quality for the person i am in a call with

Print quality is very low. VL1M voltage is 120v. what is the problem? did you even read what your typed???
what does the voltage have too do with print quality???

its governed by the fix up exposure section and the fuser
the fuser melts the fixed up plastic toner powers to the paper
to form the image now fixed the the paper...
the fix up unit uses static charge to 'fix' the laser scanned on toner ,,

what make what model VL1M is not any model of a copier
so also what is the units purpose???

too vague to answer for you

If you do not have a key, you cannot install windows.
This is not something we can give you as it is not a static key.
Check the inside of your retail box, or the email sent when you purchased the OS.

wrong connection in the back of the computer? it could also be low quality sound card try plugging them into your music player see if static is still there than its the AMP on the speakers if not its crappy sound card. good luck you can try USB sound card for around 20$ on amazon.com

* You were playing that video online OR offline ?

* Most of the videos in YouTube are of low quality as they are compressed in the ".flv" format so that they can be played online!

This is an easy fix with a can of volume knob cleaner i think its called. You should be able to get it at radio shack. You just spray it into the volume knob and let it dry. The instructions are on the can.

Take your fist and cram it up your ***.

the recorder does have two mic settings, hi and low. the high is great for lectures and the low is for personal dictation

Hardware issue - must be replaced