How do I eat a moving chicken?
The question that you first must answer is: Why is the chicken moving? If the chicken is moving because the area that it lives in has a blight, there is not going to be much meat on that chicken. IF the chicken is moving because there is ground water contamination then the meat might not be good for you. If the chicken is moving to get a better job then it is in hard times and just like a blight, might be on the slim side. If the chicken is moving because the crime rate is high, you need to be careful when catching that chicken so that you don't get robbed yourself. If you loose your fine silverware to robbers, you wont be able to consume that chicken. If the chicken is moving across the road then you might want to check and see what political district that side of the road is in because you could upset the balance of political posturing by eating that chicken. As cocky as it sounds it might be better to leave that chicken alone HENse don't eat the chicken.