Where can I find the Night Before Christmas joke about Ted's gifts to Alice?

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Do you believe in fairy tales?
I don't know
But I do believe in Christmas

Walking through a winter dreamland
Sleighbells ringing and my friends by my side
I know we're having fun together
Out on a Christmas ride

The snow is falling all around me
The reindeer is singing our favourite song
And Santa's coming to our party
Dancing all night long

Cause I believe in Christmas
I believe in dreams come true
When it's cold outside
I close my eyes
And it's magic through and through
I believe in Christmas
I believe in Santa's gifts
All the bells will ring
The angels sing
And Christmas time is here
For you and for me

The stars are shining oh so brightly
The snowman's hopping and bopping with me
Lots of joy for everybody
Under the Christmas tree
Everyone is so excited
You know it's just how I want it to be
I'm hoping that all my wishful thinking
Will be reality

Cause I believe in Christmas
I believe in dreams come true
When it's cold outside
I close my eyes
And it's magic through and through
I believe in Christmas
I believe in Santa's gifts
All the bells will ring
The angels sing
And Christmas time is here
For you and for me

For real
I can't wait cause Santa is coming to town
Oh yeah, yeah
He's gonna make your Christmas dreams come true

Cause I believe in Christmas
I believe in dreams come true
When it's cold outside
I close my eyes
And it's magic through and through
I believe in Christmas
I believe in Santa's gifts
All the bells will ring
The angels sing
And Christmas time is here
For you

Blinking christmas are a special type of christmas light. These look like regular clear Christmas light bulbs with one exception: The tip of the glass bulb is painted red or silver to indicate it is the bulb that will turn on the string's ability to blink.

Dude, the Ted Turner Virus is just a joke: Ted Turner's network(s) (TBS,TNT, etc.) were famous for colorizing old black and white movies.

Click here to see the context in which it was used:

http://web.mit.edu/dmredish/www/wwwMLRF/links/Humor/Viruses.html

I thought some of those were pretty funny.

Hope this helps.