Mr. Coffee single serve brewer won't brew

Press the "Brew/Off" button to begin brewing.

This is a great trouble shooting site, I have been using to answer other peoples' questions;
http://www.mrcoffee.com/service-%26-support/product-support/product-faqs/single-cup-%28brewers%29/bvmc-kg6/BVMC-KG6-faqs.html

Use a clean paper clip to clean out any blockage. Let me know how it goes!

Press the "Brew/Off" button to begin brewing.

Brewer Head open or water is needed.
The KG5 has trouble reading RO or distilled water, for whatever reason. Here is a site that may be helpful; http://www.mrcoffee.com/service-%26-support/product-support/product-faqs/single-cup-%28brewers%29/bvmc-kg6/BVMC-KG6-faqs.html

Hi,

Here is a tip that I wrote that will give you some things to try that will helpyou get your Keurig coffee brewer workingagain.

Keurig CoffeeBrewer not making a full cup of Coffee
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3 beeps means plugged water line. Take off the bottom of the coffee maker with a small phillips head screwdriver. Use pliers (I used needle nose type) to remove the wire clamps holding on the silicone water tubes to the hot plate. In my case, the water line from the reservoir to the plate was clogged with something I couldn't see until I blew on the hose and it popped out, could have been scale, grounds etc Clean with vinegar. Back in service!

Mine just started to do the exact same thing. So I decided to clean it using the "Clean" program and just water. I put the brewer through the cleaning program 3 times - each time it would brew water from 12 cups to 8 cups, I'd tap the brewer on the countertop, it would brew from 8 cups to 4 cups, tap it again, and it would brew the remaining cups. So, I called the Mr. Coffee help line (800-672-6333). The most-likely problem is that the hose is no longer attached in the water reservoir. The help line suggested that I take it in to a service center. I live in Urbana, IL and the closest service center is in Oak Lawn, IL - 2 hours away from me!!
Here is my solution:
1) Buy another coffee brewer.
or
2) Smash your current Mr. Coffee brewer into a million pieces (this relieves stress) and go buy another coffee brewer (probably stay away from Mr. Coffee products).
Hope this helps.
Frustrated in Urbana