My 2005 gmc Yukon makes a ticking funny noise when I first crank it in the mornings and it lasts about 3 Sec then return to normal..and a washing machine sound is coming from under the right driver side wheel...please help and smoke comes out the tailpipe too when it first crunk up along with that noise and the smoke is bluish gray

hydraulic tappets ?
if the noise goes away.... thats normal

if the noise didnt go away - then that would need looking into

three things 1. low on freon, 2. ac relay, 3. fuse, and last the clutch on front of the ac compressor.

Could be a few things but the tork converter would be 1 the bearings in the alternator or a stretched serpentine belt

if you have power to the motor and it still is not working then I would say that the motor itself is bad and at fault. replace it and all should be good.

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Take the battery out of it and go to a auto store to get it checked, they do that free, but you might need to get it charged or get a new battery. If it clicks then it's definitely the battery, otherwise it could be something completely different.

Things to consider
-oil change?
-last tuned up?
-battery age?
-Alternator?
-check fuses?
-are you aggressive while driving it, that can cause internal engine problems over the years.

hope it helps.

Fuel pumps are real common to go out on those vehicles

PUT A NEW GROUND WIRE IN THE REAR WIPER MOTOR

That's your fuel pump bringing the system up to pressure. Perfectly normal unless it is exceptional loud in which case it could be a sign that the pump may need replacing soon.

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