My **** has been stuck in my DVD player for hours. How can I get it out?

You will have to mechanically overhaul the DVD player out and get you unstuck the CD. A example video of 2001 Chrysler .

does draw come out sounds like dvd not seated right and stuck in draw mech try pushing draw firmly

Unplug it from the wall, wait an hour to discharge it completely, flip it over, take the back cover off, access the dvd mechanism (you will have to remove temporarily some boards to have full access) and unscrew the top arm - one screw on either side. Take off the disk and reassemble it.

Unplug,replug about an hour later should be back to normal reset to factory setting.It should open and close ur DVD tray again,if ur motor is not burn or dead.

Sounds like the motors that control the angle and focus of the laser are going bad. Either find out what kind of replacement laser assembly would be needed and order it online, or get a new DVD player.

Unplug the player and leave it off for an hour then plug it and press EJECT or OPEN/CLOSE continously until it releases the disk.

Smacking the machine is a good way to destroy the DVD lens. Get a CD/DVD lens cleaner and make sure there aren't any marks on the disk. Dirt & smudges cause about 75% of all CD/DVD player problems.

Try unplugging the power cord from the wall for at least 24 hours. This should cause the unit to 'forget' the setting for progressive scan, and return to the default interlaced. If this doesn't work, you will need to find a remote to get into the menus to reset this option. Perhaps a universal remote will work? Let us know if this works!

under the dvd player there is a lever you can slide with a knife and it will open it up

I had the same problem with my recorder except that it wouldnt play any discs at all.. I finally unplugged the recorder and left it unplugged for 16 hours. Now it is fine. I am not getting any error messages.