My Micro SD card and LG keybo wont detect,pictures,songs,videos

so title says it all, I bought this new LG Keybo phone this week, from Koodo ,the guy told me I could buy this Micro SD 2G card for 20 buck to store more content, BUT WTF WHATS THE DEAL IN STORING CONTEN T IF YOU CANT EVEN FUCKEN READ / WATCH / LISTEN TO IT ????????? I put my mp3 songs in the My_music file, the fucken phone says 'No music file detected' I go into the picture section, THERES NO FUCKIN PICTURES BESIDE THE FUCKEN UGLY **** THEY GIVE YOU WHEN YOU BUY HE PHONE, I want to watch a video, IT WONT WORK EITHER serisously, I ve been reading about 5725236 forums today and I cant find any solution to this. help me