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I just got a new girlfriend, would you have the code to decode her, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess i can help u out......
Girl: “I’ve never felt this way about anyone else before…”
I’ve already dated N guys and I’ve dumped them with the same amount of emotional effort as one would go through when changing a pair of shoes. I know you know it, so that’s why I’m telling you this so as to make you feel a little more comfortable until I get bored with you, after which I’ll do the same to you as well. And yes, I’ve told all the other guys the same thing by the way. Works like a charm see?
Hope you rot in hell,
Girl: “I’m so glad I’m going out with you!”
I’m so glad that you’re such a ******. I know for sure that if I dump you, you’ll be quick to think that you’re the one at fault and you’ll sulk away while I look for my next boyfriend (N+2). And for consolation’s sake, once I dump you, I’ll suggest that we be friends again and that we’ll still hang out often. Makes no difference to me actually, because I’d find you really boring at the point I dump you, so it’s not like you’re going to be any more fun after that. And it’s pretty obvious that you’ll feel like an idiot once we break up, so you won’t feel like spending time with me even if I insist. Am I smart or what?
Enjoy while you can,
Girl: “Don’t ever leave me…”
Hey! If you leave me, how the heck am I going to dump you and derive the sadistic satisfaction out of seeing you feel like ****? So I’ll tell you this so that you’ll stick with me until I get all tired of you at which moment, I’ll be quick to dump you. Hahahaha!!!
Lots of love (******…),
Girl: ”It’s going to be hard breaking up with you…”
It’s going to be a breeze for me but I guess it’ll be hard for you. No problemo for me because you’re the one who’s going to feel bad, loser!
I’ll add more updates to this as and when I think about it. Till then, be wary dear friend...
thank you for using Fixya...
have a nice day... since u have a girl friend.... it shud probably be... have a nice life.....
PS: all comments above are not to be taken seriously..... i wish all the good luck for ur life with ur girl friend.... if ur not happy....remember u cant even divorce her..... !!!
Posted on Jul 18, 2009
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