I'm so vastly smarter than /you/ that it isn't even.
(except as an inside joke)
Check out this Usenet set, merged with some of
'ennis' worthless poetry: Presto: I've transformatively
created VALUE from 'ennis-turd shit.
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Taken alone, with a /choice/ porn image, single
lines of 'ennis-turd shit can be quite tasty.
Disclaimer: This only applies to early 'ennis-turd
shit. 'ennis-turd is too worm eaten and the well
ran dry.
Butt fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My DANG, I, DID IT AGAIN --- Idea
[optionally, of course] support the /feature/ of
having the poetry line "spoken" as the picture it is
attached to displays.
Way Out Man
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Jersey posted a Newark.
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Not perfect, but as good as the best posted here.
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Dulce Jubilo, which really wasn't written by
Listz, well it was, but that was a lovely piano piece.
Then Paul called my poem: bile
Why would he ask me to write one, and I do, and not bad
at all, and he calls it bile? (does he think I am insulting with it?
...it is a word version of Listz' piano work of the same name)
People frequently tell me to not be repetitive (like you) and write
poetry, but when I do, --- "bile" ???
Good thing I don't really /need/ a crit, eh, 'ennis?
Not that it matters, but he is confusing... (might go with
being brain-damaged, spose?)
Writing Dulce Jubilo will have to be its own reward, I guess.
I feel very good about it.
And whenever I write a limerick it makes your last 10 look lame.
And the Zappy works!!!, but I can tell I need to lock it up at night
since everybody that sees it -- wants it.
ennis speak: They want to put their paws on my nuts.
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arty_ wrote on 9/6/05 10:35 PM:
The Romans had no need or use for perspective that way. What is the
antithesis of the vanishing point? Can it be portrayed in 2 dimensions like
the vanishing point can be? The Romans expanded their view in all
directions. Their empire was the antithesis of the vanishing point. Their
arches created visual space in 3 dimensions. The invention of perspective
drawing, long after the dissolution of the Roman Empire, was a re-creation
and a simulacrum of that real, living, visual space. Call it the first
archive.
Harold Innis made much of the idea that the wheel was an extension of the
foot. That is, it extended the foot's capacity and endurance by rotating the
feet on an axle. In the same way, the paved road became an extension of the
wheel. Then, the empire became an extension of the paved road. As the wheel
apes the feet in rotation, the empire apes a wheel's spokes attached to its
hub. We shape our tools, and thereafter our tools shape us. We shape our
tools and thereafter our tools ape us (Innis via McLuhan).
Yeah, a mylar HD hot tub, also maybe my sister's disco ball being useful
again. Saturday Night Fever definitely one of the first HGHDVs.
The mylar will be charged to simulate the appropriate electron wash to make
it look like light. Don't worry.
"Trash the holograms, keep the knitting" -- Clemenza.
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I beg your /pardon/!
I /beg/ your pardon?
Yes, the Romans didn't get it, as we found out in Pompeii (so little of
ancient painting remains). Childlike mistakes in perspective. Like a
lot of innovations in art, they'd learn a little about it and then lose
it for generations.
During the Middle Ages...well they'd forgotten everything and had to
relearn /everything/.
Brunelleschi is credited with being one of the first. And, in the end,
the most important. He conducted experiments and applied mathemeatics
to perspective. He wasn't a painter but an architect. Which makes sense
when you think about it.
So much in painting is seeing what you see. /Really/ seeing it.
Perspective is a system that allows you to analyze what you're seeing,
and therefore allows you to /understand/ it.
Well, you'd have to have a tank to watch it in, maybe like a big fish
tank, otherwise the kids would be walking through just as Marc Bulger
takes a helmet losing sack on the 20. Though, I guess we're not chained
to now anymore when we watch tv. Junior, would you back that up 30
seconds and then get outside and play while daddy's watching The Rams.
And isn't ambient light the enemy of holographic presentation?
Can't watch the game if she's gonna sit in the living room and do her
knitting.
Can you turn out that light, Honey?
Grrrrrrrrrr. Men and their /foot/ball!
Never mind. I think I'll go out and mow the yard now.
It's like the UN and Iran. If ya can't beat 'em at their game, then let
'em do whateverthehell they want, and try to make a profit from it.
John always was, My Dear. Moline's always been a big industrial union
town; I've worked some campaigns there a time or two.
I'm still waiting for a transporter. Though where I'd get an Edinburgh
Engineer to operate it, I really don't know.
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Damn...
I had a NOAA moving map display of the whole Sacremento Delta
(color) on a laptop with GPS input back in '95-6.
Way cool... just cruise around, and when you want to know where
you are, plug it in.
Even more exciting, my Zappy works, :)
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Neither is stumbling around like a gimp.
Being in pain on any attempt to stave off atrophy.
The asswipes here would be lucky to remember the things I've seen.
I lived my fucken life, and now at the end.
Came to poetry and some ghetto-moron fucked up.
REALLY BIG... Just wait.
TTF is very supported? Voice Rec. ?
Be interesting to see what they have, really.
(but realistically, I'm totally tied in to MS, and don't regret,
although I've hated them for longer than most have been
alive... :)
I was working for MicroPro when the Mac came out and I
ranted at my manager for not giving it more attention, but
MicroPro never did. Their big struggle was to get a
Hit product not written in 8080 assembly language.
Mostly, yes. If I purchase one it is better than /Mary/ who
is not half bad. (while you are wanking...)
They cost ~$30 each, but have commercial limitations.
These folks are expecting somethin.
Don't know what to say. (but here I go)
It isn't purrfect, but *understandable*, and seemingly a /place/.
(especially fer wank fodder)
I have a program that I call "Jowser" that uses TTF
to read the news headlines in the Yahoo News pages.
(should be RSS feed, perhaps, but...)
It really /ain't half bad/ The Jowser program supports
a dual (man and woman) talking head news team whose
lips move and head turns, etc...
It is a serious kick. (and I feel my most valuable techno)
The "talking heads" are generated using Poser 6, with
snapshots taken of a set of "Visemes" (like phonemes,
but for facial expressions, invented by Disney)
MS SAPI sends me events, and I set the "Viseme"
and the head talks... I apply various /english/ and
it is a fucken show.
The /snapshot-Visemes/ and various /english/ is all
generated by a python script that runs in Poser.
[[this is the longest running piece of programming that
I've done... To generate a full set of images to implement
ONE talking head takes well over an hour, depending on the
complexity of the underlying /render/ MUCH more.]]
But the result is maybe a megabyte of JPGs that make
the head work, even on a webpage.
Only a gay wanker wants to hear me. No slight, but it is
a 10% market. MS Mary is such a cheap slut, and will
say anything.
(even dockery's unspeakable shit)
Every text-based creative work I produce is granted to the public domain.
My picture and software are totally off-limits, AFAIC.
Both are violated.
...and I'm /much worse than chuckie/. :)
Not really. I've lived with them for years.
In general they seem to prefer Video...
Heck, everyone seems to.
Perhaps just me.
I really prefer the babe to simply pose for about 30 nice,
varied shoots of her spreading and being nasty.
...then on to the next one doing the same. (poetic repetition?)
If you want to design my: "Visitor -- Aesthetic and Phenotype Preference
Settings" screen, let me know.
The idea is:
"Regular Visitor" ... comes in and sets some preferences.
..from then on, they hit a simple link and get a set of folder selections
to their preference.
One encrypted cookie for them and I know the set of folders they want.
They have a fairly bottomless wank resource that is simple and tuned.
Poetry.
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arty_ wrote on 9/6/05 12:25 PM:
Chuck Yeager had eyes in the back of his head. Did you see him raise his
drink in response at Pancho's?
You're making all this up. The brain is pre-adapted to make everything up
that isn't already part of it.
Someone claimed that the invention of perspective in 2-dimensional drawing
-- the illusion of depth -- brought about the Renaissance, or coincided with
it, in Italy. (I didn't know that until long after filmstrip time and Bell &
Howell time, somewhere during carousel time.)
Have you any idea why we acquiesced to HDTV instead of expecting holographic
video? Imagine watching football in your living room instead of on a screen.
We aren't worthy, I suppose.
But all this kissy-face in the last few years between Apple, Sony, Intel,
IBM, et al., plus Jobs's early inside track as a venture capitalist on the
Segway, has to have more going on than better cars. Although Personal
Helicopter Emergency Kites are starting to sound like a great idea --
lead-shielded iPod + GPD navigational system, voice/text command or manual,
w/helmet. (John Deere is so Industrial now.)
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The Washington Street Bridge always looms.
And it ain't nothin' knew.
Hemingway's Shotgun is a well traveled road, and now that he's gone
people merely forget.
[snip]
Oh come now. Mac OS X comes with a variety of voices (all in the
purchase price). Freeware captures and other freeware can convert to
AIFF, WAV, MP3, MP4, you name it.
But you /can't/ be serious that you would use digital reader voices!
Even at their best, they're not much better than "do you want to play a
game?"
I won't have ET reading /Love Poems for the Incompetent/. I'll switch
channels first. "Ellleee-ot. ET owwwwch."
Read them yourself--you have an acceptable voice.
Ironically, if you did so, you could copyright your vocal
interpretation.
What about women who like porn? You'd be surprised.
And, besides, I think you've missed what happens in the cycle.
Eroticism is all about sensitivity to aesthetics, phenotypes, and
desire. And the cult of the flirt. Most of it is subconscious, but not
to the pros.
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Take it on faith since your brain is damaged.
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Oh, I forgot, anything longer than 3 syllables stumps you.
Po' fucken idiotfuckbrain.
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Dulce Jubilo is fine art.
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The wanker's fomula could easily be different. Good point.
Give a choice of audio choices.
Only one being the "current poetry line".
Others being various selections of genre/fetish directed material.
Be great to die. That would be new.
Not my script or
My /generation/ shite can easily invoke MS SAPI to produce the audio.
(limited by the voices that I buy. Microsoft Mary is free, but
there are much better, but have usage restrictions)
The concept of a poem having value is so funny when I think
of software and technology. Poets are idiotfuckbrains.
The communication that occurs between a man, his cock, and my
slideshow, yes. Technical aspects. :)
Both, I think, and more.
I have work to /index/ my database in generated HTML pages.
Basically, one /Home/ page that lists all of the categories, whose links
bring up Zidebar-type (popup) pages with scrolling lists of matching folders
in /that/ category.
Maybe a total of 5000 folders.
We keep you in mind.
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the media you've chosen.
There is potential in the music video that will, most likely, never be
realized. But then rock music, itself, is hardly an effective art.
Which is to say rock music is severely limited by its formula. Music
videos, too, are slaves tos their formulas.
Communication is the trick, ain't it? A Trick 99, so to speak. To use
the pre-existing formula to say something new.
But spoken word, even with musical accompaniment, would hardly rise
above the typical slide presentation we experienced in 7th grade:
"During the late Mesozoic era, also known as the Cretaceous..."
["beep" and the teacher would push the advance slide button]
"...the first flowering plants appeared, along with snakes and
crocodilians..."
[beep]
Etc.
Even before D. W. Griffith, it was understood that our blinking and
darting eyes provide us with a reality made up of "jump cuts" that our
brain fits into learned models which integrate them into a continuous
and understandable whole.
Hence the brain is pre-adapted to the slide show. And an even-flow,
continuous sound track facilitates our ability to integrate the
communication(s).
We realize you're more interested in the technical aspects than in the
actual communication, and that's too bad.
But a spoken word rendering would be superior to merely having the
lines of the poems broken up and matched with single slides in a rigid
one to one ratio.
And, if you're going strictly porn, how about Sunny Leon? She's a
beautiful girl and a natural flirt who attracts professional
photographers with some basic understanding of light, color and value.
There must be thousands of readily available photos of her out there.
And if not strictly porn, how about Monica Bellucci, who is not only a
natural, but has a very sophisticated and expressive ability to
establish a flirtatious relationship with the camera? I'll bet there's
even Leon and Bellucci Binary Usenet Groups.
Just some suggestions from your Uncle Art.
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Then you can go fuck yourself.
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