Question about 1996 Lincoln Continental
FOLLOW DIRECTION IN THIS ORDER:
1- pull over to the side of the road.
2- make sure it is safe.
3- pull out your pipe (hopefully its already loaded)
4- another look around WOULD be natural.
5- take a few puffs, keep puffin...(varies upon you)
6- let it cool slightly,
7- wipe it on a piece of napkin or rag
8- I recommend you stash it some place safe yet
have it in your possession for later use.
9- Take a look at your surroundings, carefully open
10- Jump out the vehicle and admire the smoke
clouds leaving your car.
11- If during someone drives by shut your door and
say "HELP MY CARS ON FIRE"
12- If they stop thank them and ask" Why will not my car shift into overdrive."
13- If they are able to help you ask them to give you a hand.
14- If they cannot help you simply cuss them out, and rob them for their valuables.
15- Quickly dash back to your car and get away, try not to let the other person see the exact direction you leave. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
If you follow these simple step by step solutions you should hopefully have some money now to get problem fixed. But if still not enough funds repeat steps 1-15 until you get caught and drug down the street in handcuffs.
Then ask the cops what they think is possibly the problem with your vehicle, and demand they have it fixed by the time you get out of jail. Otherwise you will fine them heavily. With this fine you will be able to get your vehicle fixed. However if they dont pay the fine, you go out and find them like a bounty-hunter; and hold them hostage in your hideaway until their wives or other loved one could raise the capital to free them from your dungeon. Offer to sleep with the wives for fine deductions. While @ the same time have some friends with camcorders recording a spy cam amature video. I hope this will make you enough money to get your car fixed and moved the hell out of dodge.
I hope this bit of advice helps you overcome the difficulties you are facing.
GOOD BYE, AND GOOD LUCK
Posted on Jul 30, 2010
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